| you think i'm lyin'? |
[May. 17th, 2006|04:20 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  hungry | ] |
| [ | music |
| | buck 65, hot lunch | ] |
the name is JAY HOGART. underneath all of these ass-kicking threats, kleptomaniac sprees, and underwear being thrown my way, i'm just a real boy with real feelings who likes to meet real girls... especially if those real girls come with a beer in their hand and love for me in their heart. my favorite real girl is LEXXI, but she's pursuing her own female affairs... whatever. obviously once you've had jay hogart, other men just aren't the same! poor lexxi. also, poor paige michalchuk. it must be difficult getting my seconds. ;)
i don't really know why the hell i made this livejournal. boredom, i guess? i can attribute that to ms. hatzilakos, aka satan. therefore, not only am i jobless and girlfriendless, i am also SCHOOLLESS! i'm kind of friendless too because my old partner in crime (ha, literally) sean wussed out and moved back to his ma's and spinner turned all "jesus is the answer to everything" on me because darcy brainwashed him. hey spin, i have a question for you!
JAY: "spinner, why can't you get any ass?"
SPINNER: "jesus!"
hahaha! i tell really good jokes. and while i might tell really good jokes, i don't tell really good sappy stories or have many deep, personal thoughts to share in this... wait until entry five or six at least, god! dear reader of this entry, you are so impatient.
uhhhh what else about me... i drive a shiny orange civic while rocking my sunglasses and hat, day or night. in fact, i wear them even when i'm not driving. if you see me around to with the civ, then chances are i'm blaring really good music out of my really good system or carting stolen merchandise around. just kidding... kind of. |
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